Adventure Time would like to wish a Happy 34th Birthday to our guild master, Bigmary a.k.a. EdWood a.k.a. Matthew John a.k.a Head of the Johnny Maestro and the Brooklyn Bridge Fan Club a.k.a. Big Mary’s Fuckin’ Grandson a.k.a. The Man Who Met the One Man Gang. Make sure to personally wish Bigmary a Happy Birthday via the forums here on this website, or make sure to at least be considerate and send him an in-game mail because aside from being the Guild Master he’s always willing and helpful towards the majority of the guild both inside the game and out of it.
As a result of the celebration and need to get away from your filthy boomerang-chuckers, Bigmary will be gone (see also: drunk) for the next two or three days, meaning Wuvitron and Rivera (if he’s not temporarily suspended for his vulgar language again) are in charge for the next few days much to the dismay of green-wearing 70s demanding Karazhan runs everywhere.
We’d like to take this moment to reiterate Adventure Time’s stance on the elimination of Kara-Attunement that came with the release of patch 2.4, which is FUCK YOU, YOU STILL NEED TO GET ATTUNED. That said, we expect any 70 that wants to run Kara to STILL do the Master’s Key attunement quests and have their own key to enter Karazhan. You will not have your hand held just because Blizzard got rid of attunement; If you do not have the key you will not raid with Adventure Time. No one is exempt from this rule, and everyone from the Guild Master’s Alts, to the Arch-Duke alts, to all Officers and alts must have the key to enter Karazhan.
That said we’d like to wish farewell to Thewarrior today officially on our site. There is a special seat on a shortbus for him. In the back… where the teacher can’t see them touching each other.
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